Saturday, August 22, 2009

"Low Down Dirty Birdman"

Hey Dude you didn't think you would get caught huh. I got you bitch. Birdman just released a song called "Money To Blow". Hold up isn't that a Drake song that was unfinished because Lil Wayne jacked the verse for his misunderstood remix. Then Birdman decided to ride off of Drake's success and copy and paste himself in that shit. Give it up "Birdman". That shit was really pityful!

The Unfinished Song


Lil Wayne Jacking Drake's verse speed up to .35


The New Song

U AINT SHIT WEEK 1

So I am starting a section of this blog where every week some lucky sap gets 'U ain't Shit" award.

This week's lucky winner is man that performed a sex change operation on his own. The doctors said it would take 2 years before he could have done the surgery. So, being a dumb ass he did it himself. He cut off his manly hood in his own bathroom. What a fucking idiot.

If you would like to read up on it
Source- http://mediatakeout.com/external/34990

Open Letter To Frankie!

Dear Frankie,

Now one will address this shit but me. Whats up with Keyisha Coles Mom Frankie. Since Frankie came out the pin for who knows what she is everywhere. Why is your old ass in the club? When I mean clubs its not lounges or old people bars they are freaking ass shaking clubs. Someone needs to tell her ass to stay in the fucking house. What do i hear now this bitch is getting a show. This is where I have to put my foot down. Every idiot is getting a show. If I lobby hard enough I will probably get my own show. Everytime I see this chick she is done off liquor hugging up on a barely legal dude. Keyisha do yourself and favor and give her a heart to heart talk and tell her to sit her ass at home and stop going out. I would deeply appreciate it. Frankie is bound to be your downfall. Its also horrible when the press has more stories on this crack whore then you!

Friday, August 21, 2009

"When The Eminem Show Really Sucked"

For all you guys that think Eminem is sucking eggs right now guess again. The material that he is putting out isn't incredibly horrible. I happen to check out the rumor section and found some vintage Eminem material. I press the play button to hear some flaming thrash. The song is called Foolish Pride. I don't suggest you play this song unless you have intent on punishing someone. This is the type of shit that you tie someone up and have this song on replay for 6 hours str8. After the first 2 hours that person will be singing like a bird. I co-sign that shit!

"Aint Getting It in"

Omarion signed to Young Money "Lil Wayne's label. Less than a week later was dropped. Damn O guess you shouldn't have leaked shit. Omarion was dropped for the leak of his Lil Wayne collaboration "Getting IT IN". His punk ass needed to be put in his place this "Apple Jacks Motherfucker". Now when you mention Omarion just think of him as a former B2K member and Former Young Money artist. What is going to be next to the list? Matter of fact who is going to sign this guy? If I was a record label exec I wouldn't give his album a budget of $5. I'm upset you tried to do the moonwalk on stage with Young Money after Chris Brown killed it. Luckily Chris Brown came along and put you out of business.

Your milkshake isn't worth That Much!

So Kelis is still trying to extort "The Godson" aka Nas.. First off she wins the first settlement of 55,000 g's a month. That I must add is ridiculous. Then today this chick after Nas' earnings were released pushes for 90,000 a month. What the f is wrong with this bitch? Its obvious now that you are money hungry. The whole system is in a woman's favor. Us guys never catch a break. What the hell is a baby going to do with all that fucking cash money? If I were Nas I would fight this hardbody I refuse to fuel this pop bitches habits. Those fugly clothes that she mixes and matches I'm not having it! So Nas makes about 200,000 grand a month and Kelis makes around 19,000. Who is still paying Kelis period that is what I want to know!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Do You Need To Know Workouts.

I have the perfect site for you it displays workouts and which part of the body they workout. I have been using this site for a minute since my dude showed it to me. So, it is my job to pass it down to ensure you have a good but safe workout.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/exercises.htm

Yoga

Classic 8 minute Abs

P90X

This is the P90X Workout a really extreme workout. Below is the link to download the video through a torrent. Also I have the commercial if you have never seen or heard of this product.
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1096384


Buddy Lee Jump Rope Master

LL Cool J Workout

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Floyd Mayweather Workout Video

Floyd Mayweather trains for one of his fights.

Lil Cease Workout Video

Rapper Lil Cease provides some good advice on how to stay in shape.

Gym Memberships

It is predicted that 48 percent of Gym memberships will go down this year because people are budgeting. That will be better for me because every time I go to my local ballys gym it is overcrowded. I guess now I won't have a problem getting a locker because now all I have to do deal with are the gym freaks that are always in the gym when I am there. No special Occasion people. YESSSSSSS!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Jerry

Same Food Less Drinks

A new Study suggests that if you didn't watch what you ate but, what you drink you could cut out 450 calories. That is actually pretty true because these drinks in our fridges are about 150 calories a glass. It is so obvious but so hard to do.

Nursing Desperate For Hires

If you don't know what to become when you grow up kiddies or even grown ups think about becoming a nurse. They are so desperate in some areas that they are holding events with paid for hotels, raffles, and a one year leashed SUV. Wow if I knew about this earlier I would have changed my major. All you guys that got laid off of a Wall Street should consider majoring at least it would be a safe career.

Hyundai Give Back

For all you guys that want to buy cars but are not positive if you will have a job later in that year check out Hyundai. Hyundai has made a new plan that if you purchase a new vehicle from them and you lose your job within that first year you could give back the car. This is smart idea but I doubt that it will inspire the type of following that they want. People are just not risking it. RECESSION TIMMMMMMMMME.

sources:reuters.com

Apple Stock Up

Steve Jobs announces he has a hormone imbalance. That same day the Apple Stocks rise a 4.5 percent. Wow this is amazing before I put money in any stocks I am going to check which CEO is on his deathbed. That stock might rise 40 percent!


source: wall street journal

Resistance For Abs

I have been hearing for the form of sculptured Abs it is not about how many sets you do but, the resistance. So all you people that have been doing 500 crutches a day that explains why are not getting them.

Quinoa For The Health Freak

Is a grain that has been ignored throughout the years because people don't know about it. Honestly I did not know about it until I read about in an article while searching the net. The "Quinoa" is said to be high in fiber and protein. "Quinoa" are rumored to be delicious as a nutty flavor. The "Quinoa" can be used to whip up a variety of dishes ranging from salads, deserts, and soups. Where can you find these you say? Surprisingly "Quinoa" can be found in your local stores' rice or health section. Below is a link to the recipes for them if you are a health freak or if you want to try something new. Next time I go to the groceries I am going to look them up to see what all the buzz is about.

source:msnhealth.com

http://www.delish.com/recipefinder/quinoa-mango-black-bean-salad-recipe-9076

Wii Fitting

There are many things associated with the Wii. Such as interactive, pricey, and did I mention a work out. A couple years ago they use to say that video games made kids lazy. Well this is exactly the opposite. The Wii is designed to make you break a sweat while you enjoy gaming. I learned that first hand. My boy Eric received a Wii for Christmas and I decided to try out the basic games. I strapped on the control to my palms and got an experience on how all games might be in the future. The game that I played was the "Boxing". Take it from me it will make you sweat like if you were running for a couple blocks. The game required that you had to throw punches! When I was finished I was exhausted feeling I did an hour on the gym working out my biceps and shoulders. After a while when I knew I was playing the Wii I would just bring my workout clothes!

Security Jobs Part I

No matter what anyone tells you security jobs are a joke. You pay all that money to just get the run around. My experience has been all but bad. I paid my three hundred dollars for a stupid training to be able to get placement to a felicity that pays thirteen an hour. The representatives words were all complying with everything that I said. I gave him some hours that I could work he was like I got it. What day was I suppose to start? Monday. So whats the problem. Friday I had to take a metal detection class that lasted four hours with a dude that couldn't spell for anything. After this training
they told me that I had to come back to the same area for tomorrow. I was like alright as long as it isn't long. Next day I went up there struggled to find parking. I stepped in there received a paper that said I had to meet with an interviewer on Wednesday. I read that I went ballistic. Referral? I didn't pay for that I paid for immediate job placement. There is a chance I won't get it? What the F!
What happen to all the reassurance that advisor was giving me. Security jobs are false hope!

My Approach for 09

F*** You Basically. If you are offended I really could careless. Where does being a nice guy get you? So, this year if you are no use to me or just pissing me off you're gone! I have no time for the bullshit.

Exclusive Footage On Bart Shooting

This is a video of a man named Oscar Grant being shot by Police officers on January 1st in Oakland. Unfortunately Oscar did not survive the wound after the police used excessive force when the victims of the incident did not resist but, cooperated with the Police.

My New Years Resoultion

1. Stay Focused
2. Drop 20 Pounds
3. Take on As many projects as I can
4. Network as much as possible

Saturday, January 3, 2009

OIL FALLS AGAIN!

Oil Falls to $37 a Barrel. Even in this failing economy I can not complain about gas. I am telling you I am shooting for $1 for gas. When that happens I will be in your borough visiting people that I haven't seen in years!

9000 points!

The Stock Market rose above 9,000 points this Friday. Gaining 250 points. Hopefully, this year the Stock Market numbers will be consistently good to get out of this recession. Also so i can invest in stock this year and profit most notably become filthy rich!

Friday, January 2, 2009

The Frog Prince

A stunning twist to an age old fairly tale story.

Haitan V 2 Girls And One Cup Reaction

All I can say this man is a comedian..lmao

Stand Off

Katt Williams has been getting at Steve Harvey for the "King Of Comedy" title. Katt Williams has challenged Steve Harvey to a comedic Standoff on New Years Day. Well it passed and I am still waiting for the results. I hope Steve Harvey gives it to Katt Williams' on the low ass!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

100,000 DOLLAR JOB

Tell me the reason that I found out a pretty interesting paragraph talking about lighthouse keeping pays 50,000 a year. That is crazy! But, the only complaint for a majority of the employees is that there is pretty lonely. If all my aspirations fail that is what I am going to be doing! Sike!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The IRS TO HELP PEOPLE?

The Internal Revenue Service aka the IRS has announced that it would make it easier for struggling homeowners to refinance and sell their homes. This would be done by requesting that a federal tax lien be made secondary to liens. Wow it is that bad in these tough economic times that the IRS is actually trying to help people instead of sliding that chair from underneath us. Usually the IRS is doing the hurting on people.

source:yahoo news

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Dear O.J.,


Dear Oj,

How can you be so stupid? You barely got away with two murders and now you are going down for attempting to steal your own stuff back. What were you thinking going there armed trying to hold the place up. Any person with logic after the regarded craziest trial in the 90's would keep a low profile but no you have to be O.J.Simpson.Well don't drop the soap brother during that time you are in the pin!

Peace

Friday, November 21, 2008

Questionable Lines?From Rappers


Lil-Wayne="You think your shit don`t stink but you are Mrs. P-U"

What Possessed this man to say some fuckery like this on a track? Besides the drugs!

How To Be Gangster DVD

Gas Prices Expect to go down to 1.75


Remember when in August the gas per gallon was tipping $4.00? Since the stock market started failing and banks starting screaming bankrupt there is one thing I am not complaining about. GAS PRICES! For the last couple months I go to the gas station look up at the prices and a smile appears on my face. Why do you ask that I smile at the stations because during the weekends I push my fathers 2008 xterra suv. During the summer $20 dollars got me like three gallons of gas. As of lately I get 5 gallons of gas with $15 dollars with the price set at $2.39! Forget my moms toyota camry I put 7 dollars in there and before that it was almost on empty. I ended up with like almost half a tank. Shit when the prices come down some more I am going to be everywhere! So, don't be surprised when you see my big ass chicken noodle souping after I put gas in my car!

Homelessness In America(Awareness)



What are the thoughts that run through your head when you glance at a homeless person? Do you instantly sum up their downfalls being drug addiction,alcohol dependency, history of mental illness, and downright bad money management? How many times do you see a homeless person in the corner of the train trying to catch a nap? What about that homeless guy that is sleeping next to the turnstile on the dirty subway floors. What about the guy pouring out his heart on every train car to get some change to eat? Do you laugh because he might be dirty and have a funny odor? Well your regular homeless person doesn't give a fuck about what you think because he is struggling to live on day to day basis. Now put yourself in that struggling human beings position. Having to worrying about where he is going to sleep tonight and what is he going to eat. People right now it is winter. Finally the brisk cold is setting upon us. Winter coats are coming out. But, the realization is the that for some homeless people the same thing they were wearing in the summer is what they will be wearing this winter.The question that I ask is where are these homeless outreach programs that we hear about. It is common to see members that claim they are part of the organization attempting to collect monies from everyday transit customers. In all my years of riding the train I think I saw one homeless outreach person actually try to help a homeless person. I would like to take into consideration that maybe some homeless people are just to stubborn to accept help. You ask why they don't turn to their families sometimes they get scorned, disconnected, or just don't have family. Lately, I have been doing a major cleanup around the house and considered throwing out my old clothes. But, I came to the conclusion that I am better off giving them to someone less unfortunate because the cloths are still in good condition but, just don't fit. Most of us in America could do a good deal similar to this.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Racism exposed during the Obama Campaign




Who ever thought that in the year 2008 a majority of America would elect a black president Barack Obama! Truth be told I thought this wouldn't happen until 2020. I say this because America has very deep roots of racial divide. Months into the campaign there were you tube videos of peoples of caucasian orientation showing their distaste for Obama. This videos really enraged me they kept accusing Obama to be socialist without knowing the true meaning of the word! Many people initiate that Obama is a muslim? Dude he has been a Christian for all his life. The facts are in your fucking face wasn't there a publicity of his Christian Pastor I repeat CHRISTIAN PASTOR/SPIRITUAL ADVISOR that was linked to Obama. I am getting pretty irritated just writing this posts. Some simply were open Racists stating they would not vote for Barack Obama for the fact that he was an African American. Note this though that he is only half black half white.These ignorant peoples even had the audacity to say that Obama would have a cabinet consisting of Jesse Jackson, Reverend Wright, and Al Sharpton. What the fuck can Obama live? Who the fuck was it in the senate a couple years ago that said that Racism barely existed in this day in age. That dude needs to open his eyes. When we look at the Civil Rights movement it was all but a couple of decades ago. This is enough time for the adversaries and rivals of equality to spread their hate through their children until they are brainwashed by this hoopla. One woman in these videos actually said that she wouldn't vote for Obama because she had the assumption Obama was anti-white. Shut the fuck up! But, the one thing I can say that most of these people were not very educated! Ignorants such as these probably think that they are astonishingly smart but in actuality they are incredibly stupid. Come on guys it is not a hard to decision to make. You would not vote for an intelligent black man with ideas of change but, you would vote for MCcain an Arizona senator that has voted with Bush 90 percent of the time. MCcain is 70+ years old and picked Palin a numb nut to be vice president. Who the hell advised him on that decision? That advisor needs to be banned from government! I might just do a major career move and become a campaign advisor because I am 100 percent sure that i can do a better job than this idiot decision wise. Palin? There had to be other strong candidates from a feminine gender that were more qualified then that idiot. But, even if you guys hated on my dude Obama did you hear his speech when he was declared the president elect? Obama said in plain terms "Just because you didn't vote for me I will work your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your president too. ...".
But, the hard years are yet to come Obama has the challenge of repairing a weakening economy, improve our image overseas, cracking down on political corruption, redefining heath care, ending the the war in Iraq, fixing the housing market, and creating new jobs. I can't forget also to restoring the faith of Americans in government. Honestly he has a hard task ahead. I severely hope that his presidency is defined by strong leadership,new policies, and doing innovative things. I guess that I am going to have the just watch and hope.
THIS VIDEO IS THE MOST IGNORANT SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN A MINUTE!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

DIARY OF A BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT




What the hell.. Since i have arrived at college I have been dreaming about getting out. When I am I gonna finally getting into my career of business? When I am going to be stressing out over finding different ways to market my business and develop the people around me? When shit? This feels like so fucking far away. I'm still suffering in college being broke as shit at an all time high.. Damn books why the fuck are you so expensive tuition is high enough with Salle Mae up in my ass.( I hope u bastards go out of business your shares were 43 dollars now they are reduced to a mere $4) Evil Laugh=muhahahaha. Like my second year of college was horrible i had no job and I was taking up 12 credits. Dammit i barely had money to eat and I was feeling like Kanye because "LATE REGISTRATION" was bitch. How the fuck did I end up with a 6 hour break.. Actually I know because I was procrastinating to go stand on that long ass C-107 line. Do you blame me there are mad college cats registering for classes and asking mad dumb questions and you have like 7-8 advisors. Lucky I joined web radio so I had a place to doze off. I was so broke that outside of LAGCC there were some dudes that were signing up college students for credit cards. Flip side after signing up you received a stub to these arabs in the carts and you were up for some free food. My homies and I were up in that bitch like everyday. Chicken and Rice here i come.. Lamb and Rice oohhh weee. Even though i shitted bullets after.. When the dudes didn't show up there was a problem! Especially with my ass I would starving ass shit!!! Unless if it was a Wednesday. Everyone that is a freeloader at LaGuardia Community College knows that Wednesdays were the best days to be there. Wednesdays were the days when free food was a given. If you don't know Wednesdays are when the clubs meet and they always have food because it attracts the students at Laguardia. Unfortunately, not the students that they want lol. Freeloaders such of myself would be spotted coming to your event just to muunch on your food and be out of there.. I have lost a lot of good friends because my actions.. A Brother gotta eat! Me and my homeboys use to scatter throughout the school find the events with food hit up the homies on the celly. Next thing you know we coming through like 11 people deep taking plates of food then back to web radio. No Shame in Our Game.. My Homeboy even bagged a chick like that i was pissed as fuck! and she was bad..! O WELL GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!